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“A guy who has been a best man in all his friends' weddings was getting more and more anxious about his civil status. So on the latest wedding where he was best man, he said in his speech, “I'm getting anxious about this best man thing that's been going on for years. Are there any anxious bridesmaids out there?”

And though I’m not this type of best man, I still have to write an exceptional best man speeches jokes for my Dad’s wedding. And yes, you read it right. My Dad is finally tying the knot… with my mother. Isn’t that cool?

 “The best man is the best guy to call when you're lonely and sad and in need of a partner on the dance floor. He can also fix your house pipes, broken car batteries, and cover the holes in your rooftops. Never mind the groom. He'll now be exclusively working for a little private company.”

If you tell me that you didn’t crack a smile with that one, then I guess you’re not just into jokes. That one was a fine joke and I’m going to use it on my best friend’s wedding. The funny best man speeches I made are just awesome!

If there’s a saying “always a bridesmaid, never a bride”, there’s also the “always the best man, never the groom.” And I’m the perfect example of latter. I’m only in my 30’s and yet I have had the honor of standing alongside eight grooms already.  The thing I learned from being a best man in more than 10 imes in my life is that when you write your speech, you need to make sure that the best man jokes are delivered with punch and effortlessly. That way there would only be chuckles, giggles, laughter, and no to weeping guests.

Writing a speech is quite hard to do, especially if it entails real emotions. When I was asked by my best friend to be the best man on her wedding day, I was a bit hesitant; not because I don’t want to be part of her special day but because traditionally, it’s the groom who picks the best man. But because I’m closer to the bride than the groom, I found it hard to incorporate best man jokes on my prepared speech. But after few revises and chitchats with the bride, I was finally satisfied with my speech. I just hope that they will find it awesome, too.

If you’re trying your best to come up with the best “best man” speech then here are some pointers that I can give to help you express what’s on your mind. First off, yes, it’s okay to use best man jokes but you have to remember that there should be boundaries. You can talk about your best friend getting flirty in a club but you can’t talk about him doing the nasty with someone in the club. You should be aware of the feelings of his bride, his family and the family of the other party as well. Second, just follow what you truly feel.

There’s something about weddings that can make any man a little bit panicky. And this is not just applicable to proposing or planning a wedding with your loved one; but even with going to a wedding ceremony. I think men, in general, feel that they’re just clumsy and a bit out of place with women gushing over silverware, flowers and laces. But even with this innate avoidance to wedding, we can’t also resist the power of happiness and love. And so when a loved one ties a knot, we go and celebrate the day with everyone else. And if you happen to be the best man, incorporating the old tradition of best man jokes is a surefire sign of love.

For my brother’s wedding, I want to give him everything that is within my powers. But you see, I’m still a student and if truth be told, my brother is the one who supports me with my studies and other stuff. And so the best gift that I can give him that is within my powers is my love, support and an awesome best man speech. I’m actually thinking of cutting best man speech jokes to a minimum. You can never tell, he might get embarrassed or mad at me. But with my brother’s big heart, I know that he will accept and appreciate whatever token of love I give him.

I’m a legendary best man! If there’s a male version of the “always a bridesmaid, never a bride” notion, I AM THAT PERSON! I’ve stood as best man to my three college best buds. I’ve been best man to my brothers’ weddings. And even act as one at my little sister’s wedding. This is very unusual since most men I know only stood as best man once or twice in their lives. But I’m not complaining at all, after all these people are my family and friends and I love them all to a fault. Besides, being best man always has perks, too. I am now known for my best man jokes. And this is not bad at all since I get to spend wonderful time with the lady guests after delivering my jokes.

 

The main task of the best man during the event is to be the master planner; hence, you are bound to announce any further activities if this no master of ceremony, or to introduce the next speaker, if there is any. Also as best man, you should read the letters, cards, or any form of communication sent by families and friends abroad who would also like to greet the new couple the best wishes. But be sure that you should fill some best man jokes.